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22-02-2010, 13:30
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The results are in. The discerning reading of this load of old toss have named Brewdogs (http://www.brewdog.com/) next beer/marketing gimmick. A resounding 50% of people chose ďAnother Tedious GimmickĒ. References to anal rape and paedophilia were obviously judged not quite controversial enough and bugger all people decided to have a go at the Germans figuring presumably that itís a nice country with nice people and itís just not on to keep mentioning the war.
I put the results to Brewdog James (http://impymalting.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/brewdog_271093s.jpg) and asked him about the new beer.

ďWho gives a toss about the beer?Ē replied James. ďI canít be arsed brewing anything this week so what I was planning to do was bottle my own piss and charge 40 quid a bottle to the mugs that will drink anything. My own piss has enough hops and alcohol in it to pass muster and when I measured it, it came out a nice blond fruity ale with a record breaking abv and better than the nasty undrinkable crap I usually knock up. I think Iíve hit the nail on the head by passing it through myself before I bottle it. I call it human filtration and its better than either pasteurisation or cold filtration and is the technology Iíve been looking for. There are enough halfwit beer enthusiasts out there that will buy any old crap so long as it is new and innovative regardless of whether itís drinkable so Iím going to see how long I can get away with bottling my own piss and giving it stupid controversial names that generate more publicity than I could afford to buy. Iíve already got advance orders from the likes Clarkey and Dredgie (http://pencilandspoon.blogspot.com/) and a whole list of stupid mugs that gave me 200 sheets a piece for shares that were worth ten bob, so I need to go piss in some bottles now to fulfil the orders, so bugger offĒ

So there you have it. Miss it, miss out. Get down to brewdog sharpish and be the first to review ďAnother tedious gimmickĒ. It doesnít really matter what it tastes like or how much it costs. Itís new, itís different, itís innovative and it breaks some sort of world record for being really strong. Probably strong enough to give you instant liver failure and send you blind. But that doesnít matter, what matters is being the first to drink the nasty piss.

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